Funny Valentine

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Wields Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C), a Stand that travels between parallel worlds and swaps in alternate versions of himself.

The charismatic President of the United States, a patriotic figure with a star-patterned outfit.

Fervently nationalistic and self-justifying, willing to commit any atrocity for his country's benefit.